2015 BatshitBabe Special Awards

"McMike" (mcmike) 01/06/2016 at 14:00 • Filed to: BATSHITBABES2015, 2015PAGAENT

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , Rachelle Fernandez is “Miss Best Mugshot.” Sometimes the best mugshot is the prettiest, sometimes it’s the most unique. This year it seems to be the most confident. Just look at her. She has just been arrested for interfering with a police persuit, and she couldn’t be prouder. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! approve of this.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , Shannon Csapilla is was voted as the contestant most of you would most likely hook up with consensually. She’s not a good breaker-upper, so tread lightly. or park in a distant lot. or take the bus. Uber. Anything.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , Jennifer Clouse is “Miss Most Crazy.” Why? When is being !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! NOT crazy?

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , Whitney Marie Beall is the contestant you would most likely bring home and introduce to your mother. It’s probably the fact that she’s cute, and that she knows how to use an iPhone. Mom always needs help with that.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , Tonnie Schaus is the one most of us are expecting to see again next year. I would have expected the woman busted with drugs with a gun in her hoo ha to be the contestant we would see again, but the votes don’t lie. Bitchy, drunk, in possession of drugs and an illegal U-Turn seem to be the gateway to a repeat performance. See you next year, Tonnie.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , Iris Gibney. According to the votes, she just seemed to be at the wrong place at the wrong time, which means that she probably isn’t batshit enough for our pageant but made an appearance anyways. Since these special awards are relative and open to interpretation, I’m assuming that some of you thought the right place would have been in your car with her clothes off, consensually.

Cash Rewards > McMike 01/06/2016 at 14:32

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Was so glad the will and dale reference was what I was hoping it was!

uofime-2 > McMike 01/06/2016 at 16:55

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nothing show’s how great america is like a good’ole pagent!